My Saturday Morning...

My Saturday morning went a bit like this:
The Boy: "Honey, where's the camera?"
Me: "In the dining room, why?"
The Boy: "No reason, I can't find it in there."
Me: "Try the kitchen, why?"
The Boy: "Nothing, don't worry."
I hear the basement door open.
Me: "What is it?"
The Boy: "..."
Since our basement has been leaking I fear he is taking a picture of that and I go to investigate. Instead I see him taking a picture of my cat (there's a cat door down to the basement).
Me: "What's he got?"
The Boy: "You don't want to know."
Me: "No really, what's he got?"
The Boy: "Trust me, you don't want to know."
Me: "I wanna see."
The Boy: