JP: get up
Carrie: grrrmmmph
JP: get up or I shall sick my minions on you
Carrie: please not the dogs
JP: don't think I won't do it
Carrie: I dreamt of zombies last night
JP: I'm so proud of you!
Carrie: twice. I dreamt of zombies twice.
JP: awesome!
And the thing is, the man wasn't being sarcastic! Welcome to our life.
Oh, and very oddly, the first time I dreamt of zombies, Gena Showalter was there. It was a zombie attack and I was running to get away from them and I see Gena coming out of a restaurant gripping her side. She was getting into a zippy black little sports car -- clearly a chauffeured car -- but no one would drive it cause they thought she was about to turn. Me, I wanted that car so I could get far far away. So I asked her "are you about to turn into a zombie?" her: "no, I know I look like it, but no." So I asked her where her hotel was and drove her there. I mean, I drove right inside the doors of the hotel and left her off at the elevator -- talk about door to door service! I hope she made it to her room without becoming a zombie!!
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bwa ha haa
I don't know if I would have believed Gena.
This absolutely cracked me up! Thank you for the drive and the drop off. I owe you one, now :)
According to my sources, while Gena isn't technically a Zombie, she does serve as a union rep. She's been leading a battle for higher wages as they clearly derive no benefit from the health plan.
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